{ "generated_at": "2026-05-23T07:38:48Z", "entries": [ { "voice_id": "1C3Y4yz1QehfoFyGEECC", "text": "\"Dude, I'm pickin' up some vibes, man. This place [short pause] I should mention, it's all rhyme, all the time. I'd say we're in some kind of [short pause] rhyming dimension?\"", "file": "audio/narration/jetson/902ea2d942396f43.mp3", "char": "jetson" }, { "voice_id": "1C3Y4yz1QehfoFyGEECC", "text": "\"No, dude, you don't get it,\"", "file": "audio/narration/jetson/6acd4a4dde9e60f2.mp3", "char": "jetson" }, { "voice_id": "1C3Y4yz1QehfoFyGEECC", "text": "\"Totally, dude. Let's fire up those engines and, like, see where the galaxy takes us!\"", "file": "audio/narration/jetson/1ea3536f08cbb02a.mp3", "char": "jetson" }, { "voice_id": "1C3Y4yz1QehfoFyGEECC", "text": "\"Well, dude, I gotta say, that was pretty gnarly. I think we're in the clear.\"", "file": "audio/narration/jetson/f054b0015d0ea922.mp3", "char": "jetson" }, { "voice_id": "1C3Y4yz1QehfoFyGEECC", "text": "\"Whoa, dude [short pause] that was trippy,\"", "file": "audio/narration/jetson/4049be4efb3784f5.mp3", "char": "jetson" }, { "voice_id": "1C3Y4yz1QehfoFyGEECC", "text": "[confused] \"Yo, we made it. Wherever 'it' is. The scanners are real confused, dude.\"", "file": "audio/narration/jetson/2203ea867fc78506.mp3", "char": "jetson" }, { "voice_id": "qwSphCiJWBbCo8D5SwtY", "text": "\"Goddard?\"", "file": "audio/narration/mother/4be15de3bec6458a.mp3", "char": "mother" }, { "voice_id": "qwSphCiJWBbCo8D5SwtY", "text": "\"Honey. Why do you keep calling. Are you wearing a coat. The galaxy is cold.\"", "file": "audio/narration/mother/b9ea7eff88b36b23.mp3", "char": "mother" }, { "voice_id": "qwSphCiJWBbCo8D5SwtY", "text": "\"Wear. A coat. I love you. Don't die.\"", "file": "audio/narration/mother/3d2bacbcd19d1b3c.mp3", "char": "mother" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] A few of them are so old that the ink has started to fade, but the threat remains as clear as ever. You let out a long, weary sigh. [emphatic] Just another day in paradise... you mutter to yourself, as the faint aroma of Red Stamp 17 wafts through the open window, reminding you that paradise is a very relative term.", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/efed7c58993c356e.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] A golden idol here, a cursed amulet there [pause] each with a story that's probably more interesting than the item itself. You plop down on your threadbare couch, only for a large stack of overdue bills to slide off the coffee table and into your lap. You flip through them with a growing sense of dread, noting the various levels of financial ruin on display. The bills range from [emphatic] deeply overdue to [emphatic] watch out for your kneecaps.", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/1ac099295cd2a081.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] He will often say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time and in the wrong context. He even rubs people the wrong way.", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/7a8c4ef1a59381f2.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] Narrator: \"In the year 3232 - in a galaxy pretty far away but not like too far away, on a planet not nearly as glamorous as he'd like, resides Goddard Withings, the not-yet-famous explorer.\" In this adventure you play the pivotal ( [[whispers]] and some might say ridiculous [narrating] ) role of Goddard Withings: an aspiring explorer who dreams of one day being mentioned in the same sentence as his idol, \"Wyoming Jones.\"", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/7eee52835956f23e.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] Planet: Red Stamp 17 [emphatic] Location: Goddard's Apartment You begin on the planet of [emphatic] Red Stamp 17 [pause] a backwater planet famous only for its specialty in bureaucratic red tape, endless paper factories, and a stench so terrible that even the bravest adventurers avoid it. The locals say it's the smell of ambition being smothered by paperwork, but you know better. It's just the planet's natural scent, a charming blend of sour ink and damp despair.", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/e8065211ea8de7c1.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] You will steer Goddard in this branching adventure that can take you to very different places, depending on your choices. Goddard is a slovenly, ill-mannered, and improbably good-looking man of average build, with a permanent scruff of stubble and a beloved space fedora. He always has his trusty laser whip at his side. ( [[whispers]] Copyrights be damned [narrating] ). He generally doesn't do anything unless he has to.", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/570c800e4cb31c74.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "moHzS7nH5OGgufDXmXfx", "text": "[emphatic] Your apartment, if it can be called that, is a chaotic collection of oddities and half-baked inventions. It's a shrine to Goddard's eclectic interests, where piles of mysterious gadgets sit precariously atop stacks of yellowing papers. The walls are adorned with posters of famous explorers, their heroic poses slightly marred by the dubious treasures scattered around the room.", "file": "audio/narration/narrator/729c1844f7879ed2.mp3", "char": "narrator" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"But of course, you'll try, won't you? Because that's what adventurers do [pause] they try, and they fail. But perhaps you, in all your boundless wisdom and luck, will be the one to succeed. Just don't come [cries] to me when you can't even find the first clue.\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/ede5544fc24d3f76.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"Good luck, oh great adventurer. You'll need it.\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/01bcd551b888b185.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"No, no. If you want to be the world's greatest, you must find [short pause]", "file": "audio/narration/tree/ab03bbbbe00a1fc9.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"QuestGiver Tree, I've come seeking your wisdom. How do I become the world's greatest adventurer and explorer?\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/c3ff1474178c2a9c.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"The world's greatest adventurer, you say? Hmmm [short pause] quite the request, wouldn't you think? Perhaps you believe it's as simple as, oh, I don't know, asking a tree?\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/174d4be7da787dab.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"To be the greatest, the absolute best at something, one must do what others have not. Sounds obvious, doesn't it? But here you are, standing in front of me, as if I'm going to just hand out the secrets of the universe.\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/6f90a6b47913cf92.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"Well [short pause] it's complicated,\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/fac443b605010e5f.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "\"Well, I guess it's good to have connections.\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/9dca3a75efe6dc0f.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "Undiscoveria", "file": "audio/narration/tree/6cda6d2c7d432ad8.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "b0k4SNUbYtSIxghGzIca", "text": "Yes, the planet no one has ever found. A place so elusive, so impossibly hidden, that it might as well not exist at all.\"", "file": "audio/narration/tree/21425bf0c864cbb8.mp3", "char": "tree" }, { "voice_id": "DCtESSEyGWAxoU59wbkL", "text": "\"Approaching Scrappi [short pause] beep [short pause] the galaxy's largest recycling hub [short pause] error [short pause] voted Worst Spot to Visit for Any Reason [short pause] filenotfound.exe [short pause] by Noduh Magazine! Isn't that just [short pause] error [short pause] the most wonderful thing ever? Uwu~!\"", "file": "audio/narration/ultraluxe/0de5cefa5b4ec0b9.mp3", "char": "ultraluxe" }, { "voice_id": "DCtESSEyGWAxoU59wbkL", "text": "\"Konnichiwa, beep [short pause] error [short pause] Captain-sama~! You've [short pause] filenotfound.exe [short pause] made everything even more [short pause] error [short pause] wonderful! Uwu~!\"", "file": "audio/narration/ultraluxe/52459a0bbd4a1787.mp3", "char": "ultraluxe" }, { "voice_id": "DCtESSEyGWAxoU59wbkL", "text": "\"Scrappi! Oh, what a fun destination, Captain-sama~! The galaxy's biggest, scrappiest junkyard! It's gonna be so fun! Course laid in! Hooray~!\"", "file": "audio/narration/ultraluxe/bd5331d59835b9d5.mp3", "char": "ultraluxe" }, { "voice_id": "DCtESSEyGWAxoU59wbkL", "text": "\"Welcome home, Captain-sama~! Did your jungle adventure go super-duper well? Uwu~! I bet it did! You're so brave and capable and [pause] \"", "file": "audio/narration/ultraluxe/4353835af7a342c0.mp3", "char": "ultraluxe" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "\" [short pause] Goddard? What is that [pause] \"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/38cefb4ba8d8e292.mp3", "char": "wyoming" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "\"Goddard!\" he says warmly, throwing his arms wide. \"Look at you. Look at you. You did it. I told them you would. I bet on you, kid.\"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/67e6e69dd02145da.mp3", "char": "wyoming" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "\"I want you in, kid. I chose you. You're the one who actually pulled it off.\"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/0c0dc4840d81c5d3.mp3", "char": "wyoming" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "\"Look. Here's the truth. The Heart's-Blood is the last piece. I've spent twenty years building this. I have the catalyst. You have the vial. Together, we make the most valuable single object in the galaxy. Power. Wealth. Anything we want.\"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/678765e67e2657f5.mp3", "char": "wyoming" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "\"Take the vial,\"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/6c92acccd6736719.mp3", "char": "wyoming" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "\"Try not to kill him. He has sentimental value.\"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/64e8b2306ee9abf8.mp3", "char": "wyoming" }, { "voice_id": "lBayIJmOS261mqaN3cN6", "text": "He [laughs] [pause] a big, easy, magazine-cover laugh. \"Set you up? Goddard. I inspired you. There's a difference.\"", "file": "audio/narration/wyoming/6c193d63d8eb33df.mp3", "char": "wyoming" } ] }